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Better Pay Your Publicist

from PT ST EP 3 by Piss Test

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    After a year of pressing plant purgatory, Piss Test EP 3 is out on Jonnycat Records. Limited to 350 copies on translucent red vinyl. Art by Sam Lefebvre.

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Better pay your publicist
You better pay your publicist
To buy all those good reviews
To get all the licensing

You gotta tune in Thursday night
Our publicist landed us a T.V. gig
They play our song for 8 seconds
Right before it goes to commercial break
We got paid $3000
And my mom was so proud

Better pay your publicist
You better pay your publicist
To buy all those good reviews
To get all the licensing

Well our publicist landed us a cat food commercial
They play almost our whole song
Except for instead of me singing
There’s a cat going meow meow meow
While it rides a skateboard
We got paid ten grand
And Matador was stoked

Better pay your publicist
You better pay your publicist
To buy all those good reviews
To get all the licensing

I used to be in this anarcho-oi band
We had a song called “Smash smash the government”
It was the last song I ever expected our publicist to sell
But it turns out the Tea Party needs a new campaign slogan this year
I was like, I don’t know man
That’s not really what I had in mind when I wrote that song
But he was like, Hey, well you’re not getting any younger
And you’re a lot cheaper than any classic rock band
You can keep your integrity and still get paid, right?
And I was like, yeah, and we still got paid

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from PT ST EP 3, released May 17, 2016

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Piss Test Portland, Oregon

PISS TEST is a Portland band which features Zach, Rodrigo, and Samantha.

You may recognize them from the front row of your show, your cab ride home, or your rehab facility.

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